fun to be had

Another installment of the rare quote post. Once again from the beautiful Teresa:

Next time you want to have fun with Noah … Well, at Noah’s expense …

Sidenote: Am I crazy, or does Q come way to early in the alphabet? It seems more like one of those “after T” letters.
Sidenote 2: I’ve always hated S because it comes before T (the first letter of my name), like it’s all special or something. I’ve also always considered R to be the force that keeps them from fighting about it too much.

Quote

From the mouth of my astonishing wife, as she’s gazing at the washing machine:

So, um…what kind of clothes do you need…the most?

things learned at the park

– From a 6 or 7 year old boy on the swings, to the woman next to him, who is swinging her 8 month old daughter:
“Excuse me! Excuse me! I’m swinging much higher than she is!”

Under Armour makes makes kids stuff.
– People are crazy enough to buy their kids Under Armour stuff.

– Note to dads at the park: Get off the phone. No matter who it is you’re talking to, you still look like a tool who doesn’t take time to appreciate his kids.

the difference

Story related from Teresa:

I just saw a great example of the difference between little boys and girls.

There was a lizard on the ground, and the little girl said “Aww, look at the baby lizard!”

The boy replied with “Kill It!”

Indeed