things learned at the park

– From a 6 or 7 year old boy on the swings, to the woman next to him, who is swinging her 8 month old daughter:
“Excuse me! Excuse me! I’m swinging much higher than she is!”

Under Armour makes makes kids stuff.
– People are crazy enough to buy their kids Under Armour stuff.

– Note to dads at the park: Get off the phone. No matter who it is you’re talking to, you still look like a tool who doesn’t take time to appreciate his kids.