noah sees dead people
family, general, movies, rambling

So yesterday the wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, eating dinner, while Noah sat in his swing making horrid faces, letting us know that he was going to need a diaper change fairly soon. I noted how his faces were so sudden: He’d be fine, then he’d look off into the distance and squench out a face of utter horror. I commented to Teresa how it looks like he’s one of those kids in a Japanese horror movie that can see dead people.
I should note that Teresa spent the two weeks following her first time watching “The Ring,” sleeping in her sister’s room, in her sister’s bed, with her sister. She did better after “The Grudge,” but I’ll attribute that to her ability to go home with me at that point. She once told me a story about how, after seeing previews for “White Noise” she almost misplaced a baby at work because she was dead set on turning off a radio in the Nursery that happened to be picking up a good bit of static. She’s a jumpy one, that wife of mine.
So needless to say, she doesn’t appreciate my comment about our son and his paranormal abilities.
Tonight as we went grocery shopping, he sat in the back seat, staring into his giant fish eye mirror, and Teresa commented at how she really thinks he’s looking at himself in the mirror. I told her he was probably just staring at the underwear clad Japanese boy sitting next to him.
Assailing glares ensued.
Marriage is awesome. Being responsible for a completely defenseless human being is awesomer.




26 Comments
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Gotta be one of the best stories I read this week
By Jumanji on 07.29.07 12:33am
Let the kid to grow up and if you will see the same reactions you should write a book
.Ill be the first in my country who will go to take that book
By Alert on 12.13.07 7:22am
Lol @ This Child
The Grudge Is Boss
By Razzle & Bocca on 12.17.07 10:48am
umm .. liar liar pants on fire !!
By bob jane t-mart on 03.30.08 9:02pm
the same as he said..
LiAR LiAR PANTZ ON FiRE!
By la llorona on 06.03.08 10:33am
This post gets the weirdest comments. Google tells me it gets a lot of hits when people type in ‘pictures of dead people’ so maybe that’s why.
By tonybullard on 06.03.08 11:22am
i have nothing to comment…
i dnt believe diz s…
By chuckie on 06.04.08 12:04pm
i think your child waz luk n at a dead pirson and the dead pirson is not leaving your child alone its the same thing that happend to me and every time that someone toock a picture of me when it printed out there wazz a shadow of white light behind me very unusual and a huge black slash across my face if your child is still loocking and makeing faces like that takeing pictures is one way to find out what could be weong with him!!!
By aubrey on 06.23.08 11:44am
See? This stuff. This is what I’m talking about.
By tonybullard on 06.23.08 11:56am
Sooooooooooooooooo wot hu reallllly cares ull only no if he sees dead people if u cut open his head and lok in his brain lol!!!!
By keira on 07.07.08 7:03am
wat a weirdo
By jojo on 12.13.08 12:29pm
omg people stupid
By tess on 01.11.09 1:26pm
these story is the most scariest story I ever heard of
By briana on 03.01.09 3:12pm
this story finds me it is one of the most enteresting storys that i hav ever read great story
also watch the boogey man 2 best! had nightmares for weeks not really but its good!
By jake on 03.10.09 10:16am
dude…no everone can see ghost haha its gonna be ok.:)
By gabbie on 05.01.09 7:44pm
That is scary!!!!!!
By jaysha on 06.04.09 1:39pm
0H W0W WHAT A ST0RY BUT THE RiNq iS A b0Mb M0ViE .tAA LikE ME! WAS iT TRUE 0R FAlSE . MAY.b i SH0UlD KUM UhP WitH SUMTHiN LiKKe tHAT ? !
STARS &&` MUSiiX N0TES . !
By k-jah on 10.26.09 3:42pm
wow is that real i dont believe it but it’s way way COOL
By maria on 11.20.09 6:44pm
So true I typed in dead people and this popped up.. But it’s an awesome story.. My son who’s 8 now scarred me and the wife while we were watching shrek back when he was about two or three he couldn’t speak to well at the time, anyway while we were watching the movie he starts screaming and asking us ” to make him stop” when asked what was wrong he said a lil boy was scarring him.. The lil boy was holding a dead chicken and hE wouldn’t leav him alone.. Finally he stopped crying like a baby..
Just thought I’d share that lol
By Frank on 11.27.09 12:17am
that mother fucker is crazy and so is his mother and father. they all need help
By nikki on 11.30.09 10:18am
Parents are brain dead.Maybe you should ask when GOD’S returning.!
By laura on 12.28.09 9:37pm
this is like so scary.. myb yall should go to church?
By Jaquai on 01.12.10 2:07pm
this story gives me ideas about how i can teas my wife, but in a good way.
By scott on 01.24.10 11:32pm
wowwwwwwwww
By laura on 02.09.10 4:44pm
wowww i quszzz yall r dum y will yuh wil belive dizzz iz soo fake whoo wil belive diz dumm shxt lol i wnt wil anywayzz dhatz yuh an who eva belive iht lol okii dhatz al i have tuh sayy…….BYEEEEEEE nice tlkin tuh yall;)
By laura on 02.09.10 4:46pm
When he was staring at himself in the mirror,he was scared out of his mind.That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen.
By Melanie Golden on 07.31.10 4:38pm
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