new apartment

i’ve been in my new apartment for a month now, and i’m finally use to waking up in a different room. there are these super-elite looking police around the complex, dressed in very dark navy blue uniforms with their sleeves rolled up, and leather fingerless gloves.
they basically look like swat, but without the protective gear. so at first i thought it was cool that we had these elite officers around. then i found out they are our security guards, and now it all just seems pitiful. i got into a little confrontation with one, cause i drove around a speed bump, and the guy acted like i was 12. so now every time i see these “elite” guys, it just makes me think that, when the security guards have conventions, i bet every other company is jealous of those guys.